William Larsten presentsLocal logs. Global damage.

Burn Baby Burn

The unlimited world tour
No sleep.
No refunds.2025 / 2026

Imaginary fans in attendance

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01 / The road to financial ruin

Tour dates

One active month. One imaginary city. Real token value at the door.

    The venues are fake. The tokens happened.
    Open the monthly receipts
    02 / Turn the API up

    Wall of debt

    Two providers. A deeply unnecessary amount of amplification.

    AnthropicOpenAI
    Stack height is list-price value. Each full cabinet is $2,500. Both stacks start at $0. The final cabinet can be partial.
    Read the stage plot as a table

    03 / Make some billable noise

    The crowd goes expensive

    Anthropic, left pulseOpenAI, right pulse
    Daily list-price dollars, dressed as crowd noise. Paired pulses rise from $0. Every calendar day gets equal space. Missing days stay at zero.
    Arrow keys work on the chart.
    Read every day in this view
    04 / Taped to the stage floor

    Tonight's setlist

    Ranked by list-price value. Running time is tokens, including cache reads and writes. No actual minutes. No acoustic encore.

    05 / Exit through the merch stand

    I survived the invoice

    Two $200 monthly shirts. The imaginary sold-out figure is value minus plan cost.

    Count the merch money

    Nothing is for sale. Nobody earned cash. The accountant has left the venue.

    Someone approved the pyrotechnics

    Flame height scales from zero to the tour's biggest monthly gross. Red marks total value here.
    Read the fire report